I also received a pretty hysterical email forward that surveyed a 2nd grade class and recorded the answers on questions all to do with mothers. I thought it would be funny to hear Evans' responses, and this is what he said:
- Why did God make mothers? To take care of you.
- How did God make mothers? He said, "Let there be mothers and there were mothers."
- What ingredients are mothers made of? Dirt and meat.
- Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? Because He knew that really was perfect.
- What kind of a little girl was your mom? Nice and kind. (!)
- What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? If he was a good enough Dad.
- Why did your mom marry your dad? So in case your mother had to go, you would have a dad to take care of you.
- Who's the boss at your house? Dad- no wait. God.
- What's the difference between moms and dads? Dads are boys and moms are girls.
- What does your mom do in her spare time? Have Bible study.
I mean, you can't make this stuff up! Love it.
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